Support Single Dads - That Aint Bad

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Pre-order period ends October 14th. First batch shipments begin October 21st. Regular shipping resumes thereafter.

Attention all you classified-clearance-carrying carpoolers! Behold, the "That Special Kind of Single Dad" shirt – because nothing says "I've got this" quite like a guy who can neutralize global threats and a toddler's tantrum in the same day. This masterpiece is tougher than your last "business trip" to [REDACTED] but softer than your tactical teddy bear delivery skills. Perfect for those days when you're juggling state secrets and juice boxes, or infiltrating enemy territory (aka the PTA meeting). 

Whether you're executing a precision diaper change at 0300 hours or negotiating with tiny terrorists who can't be bribed with ice cream (oh wait, they totally can), this shirt's got you covered. It's like body armor for your dad bod, designed to withstand everything from covert coffee spills to surprise sneak-attack hugs. So strap it on, Agent Dad, and show the world that while you can't talk about your day job, you can sure as hell rock this parenting gig. Just remember: this shirt is as classified as your actual work clothes, so if anyone asks, you're definitely NOT a super-secret, ultra-badass, single-dad superhero. Wink wink.