Toxic Cocktail - That Aint Bad

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For the underwater operator who likes their drinks shaken, not stirred, and preferably not in their trachea. Because nothing says "spicy" quite like a Sodasorb smoothie.

Features:

• Moisture-wicking fabric, because you're already dealing with enough unwanted liquid
• Reinforced collar to protect against involuntary gasping and flailing
• Extra length to cover that "just gargled lava" bod-flex

This shirt is for the aquatic daredevil who knows that sometimes, the ocean isn't the only thing trying to kill you. It's a tribute to those special moments when your rebreather decides to play bartender.

Ideal for:

• Letting everyone know you take your diving with a twist of danger
• Subtly hinting that you've tasted spicier things than the local hot sauce
• Reminding yourself why you always pack an extra pair of underwear
• Impressing date night with your ability to handle "strong" drinks

Remember, in the world of 100% oxygen diving, what doesn't kill you... well, it still hurts like hell and makes for a great story at the bar.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited advice about proper rebreather maintenance, concerned looks from your dive buddy, and a sudden appreciation for boring, bubble-making open circuit systems.

Note: This product celebrates the unique experiences of rebreather divers. Always follow proper diving protocols and equipment maintenance procedures. No actual toxic cocktails were consumed in the making of this shirt (we hope).