Press Checks Are Free - That Aint Bad

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For the operator who makes OCD look like casual indifference. Because in your world, if you haven't checked your chamber in the last 30 seconds, are you even really alive?

Dedicated to those twitchy-thumbed wizards who've elevated tactical fidgeting to an Olympic sport. You're not obsessive, you're just winning gold in the 100-meter press check.

In the high-stakes world of "Is it loaded or isn't it?", this shirt separates the "always ready" badasses from the "pray and spray" amateurs. It's for the sharpshooter who's on a first-name basis with their firing pin and tucks their gun in at night.

Remember, when you're sporting this bad boy, you're not just prepared - you're the reason gun stores offer loyalty cards for spring replacements. You're so thorough, you make proctologists feel inadequate.

Warning: May cause an uncontrollable urge to press check your press check. Side effects include developing a sixth sense for empty chambers, the ability to perform a press check while sleeping, and being the go-to person for "Is it loaded?" at parties.

Note: Comes with a complementary wrist brace for your press-check induced repetitive strain injury, a lifetime supply of "Yes, it's still loaded" t-shirts, and the uncanny ability to spot an empty chamber from orbit. Because in your tactical world, the only thing more certain than death and taxes is your next press check!