Toxic Cocktail - That Aint Bad
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For the underwater operator who likes their drinks shaken, not stirred, and preferably not in their trachea. Because nothing says "spicy" quite like a Sodasorb smoothie.
Features:
- Moisture-wicking fabric, because you're already dealing with enough unwanted liquid
- Reinforced collar to protect against involuntary gasping and flailing
- Extra length to cover that "just gargled lava" bod-flex
This shirt is for the aquatic daredevil who knows that sometimes, the ocean isn't the only thing trying to kill you. It's a tribute to those special moments when your rebreather decides to play bartender.
Ideal for:
- Letting everyone know you take your diving with a twist of danger
- Subtly hinting that you've tasted spicier things than the local hot sauce
- Reminding yourself why you always pack an extra pair of underwear
- Impressing date night with your ability to handle "strong" drinks
Remember, in the world of 100% oxygen diving, what doesn't kill you... well, it still hurts like hell and makes for a great story at the bar.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited advice about proper rebreather maintenance, concerned looks from your dive buddy, and a sudden appreciation for boring, bubble-making open circuit systems.
Note: This product celebrates the unique experiences of rebreather divers. Always follow proper diving protocols and equipment maintenance procedures. No actual toxic cocktails were consumed in the making of this shirt (we hope).
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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Body Length | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/2 | 29 1/2 | 30 1/2 | 31 1/2 | 32 1/2 |
Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
Chest Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 16 3/4 | 18 1/4 | 19 3/4 | 21 1/4 | 22 3/4 | 24 3/4 | 26 3/4 |
Product Specifications
- 4.2 oz./yd², 50/25/25 polyester/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
- Fabric laundered
- Set-in 1x1 triblend baby rib collar
- Side seams
- Tear away label
This product meets the following Sustainable Style subcategory:
Socially Conscious Manufacturing