Cold as that shot son - That Aint Bad

€29.70

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Due to warehouse stock all orders placed will be shipped in a week and a half to two week timeframe.

For the sharpshooter who can turn a spray paint can into modern art faster than you can say "Pass the spitter." This ain't just a shirt, it's a wearable legend.

Dedicated to those tobacco-powered gunslingers who believe that the secret to marksmanship is 50% skill, 50% dip, and 100% disregard for basic math. It's for the cowpoke who can do a 360 no-scope while keeping their lip so still, you'd think their face was taxidermied.

In the wild world of dip-fueled sharpshooting, this shirt separates the men from the boys, the pros from the Joes, and the "hell yeah" from the "hell naw." It's for those special folks who can make a spray paint can dance like it's auditioning for America's Got Talent, all while maintaining a poker face that'd make Lady Gaga jealous.

Remember, partner, when you're sporting this bad boy, you're not just wearing a shirt - you're wearing an attitude. Confidence that says, "I can hit any target you name, and I'll do it with so much tobacco in my lip, it looks like I'm smuggling a small rodent."

Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to attempt trick shots that would make physics professors weep and your mama question where she went wrong.

Note: Best paired with a tin of your favorite flavor, a firearm that's seen more action than a soap opera star, and the kind of swagger that makes John Wayne look like a timid schoolboy. 

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 26 1/2 27 1/2 28 1/2 29 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2 32 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Chest Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 16 3/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4 24 3/4 26 3/4

Product Specifications

  • 4.2 oz./yd², 50/25/25 polyester/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered
  • Set-in 1x1 triblend baby rib collar
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label

This product meets the following Sustainable Style subcategory:

Socially Conscious Manufacturing