Your Mom's Place - That Aint Bad

$44.34 CAD

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Pre-order period ends October 14th. First batch shipments begin October 21st. Regular shipping resumes thereafter.

For the ATAK pro who knows the real trophy is not on the battlefield, but in your buddy's family photo album. Because sometimes, the best infiltration leads straight to Mrs. Johnson's cookie jar.

This shirt is for the ATAK wizard who knows that the best LZ is the one with fresh sheets. It's a tribute to the fine art of plotting the perfect course to... well, you know where.

Remember, in the world of high-speed, low-drag operations, sometimes the most strategic position is right on someones mom's couch. Who says you can't combine work and pleasure?

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in high-fives from your buddies, eye-rolls from the ones who are victim, and awkward conversations if you actually wear it to your mom's house.

Note: This product celebrates the timeless tradition of "your mom" jokes with a type of twist. It's all in good fun, but maybe don't wear it to the next family dinner.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 26 1/2 27 1/2 28 1/2 29 1/2 30 1/2 31 1/2 32 1/2
Body Length Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Chest Tolerance 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2 1/2
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 16 3/4 18 1/4 19 3/4 21 1/4 22 3/4 24 3/4 26 3/4

Product Specifications

  • 4.2 oz./yd², 50/25/25 polyester/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered
  • Set-in 1x1 triblend baby rib collar
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label

This product meets the following Sustainable Style subcategory:

Socially Conscious Manufacturing